I Get The Dumbest Fortune Cookie Messages Ever

It never fails. True, the messages I get are always optimistic, but at the same time, they're just ridiculously bad and absolutely meaningless (which I suppose might be intentional, considering they're for me). Tonight I opened a fortune cookie and it said:

"You are almost there."

Cookie... You've now officially caused a deep and curious dilemma. From now on, I’ll be thinking of an answer to these questions:

What and where IS... ‘there’? What awaits me… ‘there’?

Gee, thanks cookie…