Another Open Letter

Dear girl with a brand new cellphone:

Can you please not test all your 40+ cellphone ring tones while you’re in a nice, fancy lounge? I was having a conversation with my friends while trying to enjoy a Warsteiner the night of my birthday when you spent some good 15 minutes choosing a new ring tone.

Then you ended up choosing an awful Jessica Simpson ring tone and set it up real loud so you can hear your phone ring… great.

Can’t you turn down the volume a little bit?

Thanks,

Jamie