Slogans For The Social Deviant In All Of Us

The other day I found through Boing Boing the best ecards I’ve ever seen! The website its called someecards.com, and the content is based exclusively on parodies of the sentiments found in the traditional Hallmark greeting card… perfect little slogans for the social deviant in all of us. I would like to send this one to Anny:
[I'm just kidding, Anny... I promise I will call you for your birthday, but you know I'm bad at remembering birth dates.]

This one is dedicated to a couple of men out there that I know:
And finally, this one to my friend co-workers who I hang out with:
When you’re tired of sending the same lame ecards, give someecards.com a try.