Random Conversations

Friend: Jamie, where are you going?
Me: I'm going to Walmart. Do you need anything?
Friend: Bring me a diet water, please!
Me: Uh... just in case they don't have diet, is regular okay?
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Girl: You wanna come to my house this weekend?
Guy #1: I really appreciate the invitation…
Girl: Ok, but does that mean you’re going or not?
Guy #1: I really, really appreciate the invitation…

Girl: You wanna come to my house this weekend?
Guy #2: You know what? I think my car is gonna break down this weekend… I, I just know it. My car tells me these things sometimes… it’s weird.