Ten Phrases That When Used in Front of Me Will Get You Punched in the Face

1. "I only wear prêt-a-porter designer clothing…”
2. ”All women suffer from headaches.”
3. Your very annoying ringtone.
4. "Typing is for women... not men."
5. "Please punch me in the face."
6. "Indie music? Oh no way! Nothing is cooler than Britney Spears.”
7. "Reggaeton is the best music genre ever created!”
8. "…well, I am a [your horoscope sign], you know."
9. "Duh!”
10. "Is this organic? Because I only eat organic…"