World's Largest Swiss Army Knife

A Giant Swiss Army Knife from Wenger is on sale now over at ThinkGeek, providing all you need to stab yourself in 85 different ways for paying $1000 for it (plus shipping).

Created to celebrate Wenger’s 100 year anniversary, it contains 85 tools which can be used in over 100 functions, making it the world’s largest Swiss Army knife. Even though it weighs three pounds, it includes a key ring… good luck carrying this one!