Health Disclaimer!

Large doses of this blog over long periods of time could lead to sudden, unsafe changes in blood pressure. The most common side effects include, but are not limited to, the following:

• Hearing Disease: in that you suddenly have the desire to say “chk! chk! chk!” out loud after listening to the contagious music.

• Mouth Disease: in that you’re suddenly suffering with the desire to say “pom pom” out loud between thoughts when you’re speaking to friends, coworkers and family.

• Justifiable feelings of superiority.

• Eye Disease: in that you are slowly seeing buildings in a totally different way.

• An unexpected urge to throw away your old toilet and import a new one from Japan, not caring about shipping costs.

• Sudden, surprising outbursts, like ”Wow!” or “This blog rules!”.

• Inexplicable urges to withdraw from the human race.

• Permanently arched eyebrows.

• Desire to punch someone in the face when certain things are said in your presence.

In addition, clinical trials have figured out that migraines brought by this blog, actually go away after 24 hours, but the pain in your… pompoms takes a little longer. If you are experiencing any serious, long lasting side effects, please log off until you can see and think straight again, and then come back for more!