Being Single
Mom: “So… how’s the love department?”
Me: “Eh. It’s alright, Mom… Why?”
Mom: “Just asking. So do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “No, mom. Just casually dating...”
Mom: “Sweetheart, for how long are you gonna stay single! If you stay ‘that way’ for too long, you’ll end up loosing your teeth and become a cat lady…”
Me: “Ugh! Would you like some coffee?”
Mom almost makes it sound like being single is some sort of disease…
2 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!
yeah... i guess the singel disease will make you lose your teeth... remember to keep brushing and flossing and maybee you can prevent it.
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