Things That Are... Things That Are Not

Things that Are More Appealing in Small Sizes

1. Cell phones
2. My credit card debt
3. Skirts
4. Mini Coopers
5. My drive to/from work
6. Cats
7. My average work day

Things that Aren't More Appealing in Small Sizes

1. Humans
2. Roller coasters
3. Vacation days
4. Beds
5. Chunks of money
6. Clothing (screw you if you wear a size double zero, nobody likes you, eat a hamburger!)
7. And also [ ]… I’ll leave that to you imagination.